M.O.D.O.K.

Legendary Artifact Creature — Villain Flying, lifelink Mental Organism — Pay 3 life: M.O.D.O.K. connives. Activate only during your turn. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.) Designed Only for Killing — Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1.